- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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