An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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