- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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