How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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