- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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