Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Anthony sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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