- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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