What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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this is stupid .... yep

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

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