Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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