Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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sadf

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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