- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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