A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

The joke below me is retarded

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I can see you under there. Under what?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

knock knock. no one's home..

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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