What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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