What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Womens rights

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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lebron

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Animal

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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