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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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