A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Animal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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BUT HWY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Hi Adam,

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