Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

i like pie

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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