What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Rebecca Black's new album.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Miami Heat.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

i have cancer

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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