Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Diana and victoria

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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