Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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baloney sandwich

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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