A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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This joke is funny

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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