- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

dead dibbs

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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