- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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