What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

The queen having a shit

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Three black men were walking...

I just drank a cola.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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