A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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