Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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2+2= 478

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Chikin nuggets

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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