What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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You.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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