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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

I can see you under there. Under what?

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A fat man on a moped

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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