Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Jesus wept.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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acuna

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Religion

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Women's Rights

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Arrow to the Knee

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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