What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Obama.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Yee

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Anti Joke

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