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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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