why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Caitlyn.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Boom.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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