187

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

thumb_up thumb_down -24

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

hi hi strager danger

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

thumb_up thumb_down -1

my bubbles!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops