Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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