whats forever alone me

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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