- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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