Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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