- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

the bible

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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