a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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the bible

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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sure!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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8===D

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Anti Joke

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