- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

People with cancer.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

im gay

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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