Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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