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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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