- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

No thank you, I don't like violence

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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