A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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