i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A shark ate your mom

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Anti Joke

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