why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Womens rights

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Amazing

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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