Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Democracy.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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