why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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