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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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