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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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